To my Friends and Family

To all those who know and love me,

My declaration of friendship and love:

1. I promise all of you that I will never lie to you unless forced by uncontrollable circumstances. Such as asking me if your fat that is a sure fire way to get me to tell a lie. Okay so maybe I might tell you a white lie now and again but just to spare your feelings. Overall, in most situations I will tell you the truth.
2. I will offer my opinion and suggestions only when asked. If I make the mistake of telling you what to do with your life please remind me of my declaration. The road less traveled is often the best one to choose.
3. Judging is something that remains for God to do. Even if I hate the new color of your bathroom which is the worst shade of orange. I shall not judge your poor taste.
4. Parenting! I'm not perfect that is all I have to say about parenting. Know that if if your kid bites my kid my kid might bite him/her back but no hard feelings.
5. Always know I'm a phone call away but the hours of operation are M-F from 9:00am-10pm.
6. My love is unconditional unless you lie first or you are just not a nice person. Consider our friendship over.
7. This one is only for family. Just because your family does not give you the right to disrespect me or anyone else. I will be the first to let you know and just know in the dark that someone is out to get you. Maybe that is a little harsh...
8. Life is to short to harbor resentments so I forgive the first, second and third offensives but it is time out after number 3.
9. Guess what is around the corner number 10 that is all I got for nine.
10. Finally, I want all my friends and family to know I got your back even when you fall. I know some of you guys are super tall but I have strong legs it's all good. Cherish the good times and work through the bad times but tomorrow is another day. Know that no secret is to hard to talk about and if I ever offend it is better to talk. Than hold on to the negative aftermath.

Converstations

When does talking about the coolest new trend become talking about how many poops your kid had in one day! When did talking about new art become the first time your kid said a curse word? I never thought that my children would become my whole world and control my adult conversations. I always wanted to debate about everything now I just want to have fun with my kids. We plan play dates for our children, vacations, and want to find places that are kid friendly to keep our kids entertained. I wonder what type of conversations people in different places all over the world have about their children. If mother's talk about poop in France or mother's in Africa worry about kid friendly restaurants. I feel blessed to have this life! A life which allows me to talk and worry about the little things my kids do and if they are happy. Being an American is a gift and having children in this country is a relief. We have medical care at our fingertips, government support when we need it, we are treasured people with many resources. Conversations can remain centered around our children and their needs.